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Furry Fandom: Cosmo

Cosmo Las Vegas 51's
Baseball is considered America's pastime. America. Land of the free. Home of the brave.

I ask you: What is the biggest threat to America's freedom and braverydomness?
Terrorists?
Depletion of resources?
High glucose corn syrup?
Khloe and Lam Lam?

No. None of the above. The biggest threat to America is aliens.

The Las Vegas Area 51's have found the perfect intimidation tool: Cosmo. From his website:
Cosmo, a fan favorite of all ages, returns to Earth for his ninth season as the Mascot for the Las Vegas 51s (2001- present). Cosmo is a survivor of a spaceship crash who spent time at "Area 51" and was a baseball phenom on his home planet of Koufaxia.  There are so many questions. Does this mean he only comes down to Earth for a minor league baseball season every year? How did he fix his spaceship? Does he require Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones impersonators to be his bat boys? Why is he so selfish with his technology? Does he constantly need s…

Splitting Hairs

I got a haircut the other day.
I got a terrible haircut the other day.
My head looks like I'm housing a large ferret.
So I went to Supercuts the other day.

At first, I hated my haircut. After a few days, I got used to it. I realize that no one ever likes their haircut right after you get it. But now as a jaded adult, I realize that no one ever likes when someone else gets a haircut either. Deep down you either hate their haircut or you hate the fact that they can pull the style off and you can't or don't have the stones to try. See: girls & pixie cuts. If I hear one more girl say that she LOOOVVVVESESESESESESESESE someone else's hair, but could just not pull it off, I'm going to Michelle Williams her hair myself.

I agree that some looks don't work with some people. Take my "long hair is for tall men" theory. Girls love a guy with long hair. Oh? You don't think so? Really?


I'm about 5'7" (if you're being nice). Being short, if I w…

The Dark Knight Rises IN LEGOS

I love you, internet.

Here's the original trailer for those who either missed it or need a refresher:


The Dark Knight Rises is in theaters July 20th, 2012.