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Ghosts of Bearded Past

Beard contests. They're great in theory.

In reality, they're itchy. Really itchy. And they risk divorce. Itchy divorce. Every girl thinks they love a beard (or stubble). That is, until they actually kiss that guy and scratch their face with his toothbrush jawline.

My agency is currently voting on their 5th Annual Beard and Moustache Competition.  Click this link to check out the different categories and entries this year. Being the sentimentalist that I am, I thought it would be the perfect time to reflect upon my Ghosts of Bearded Past.

Take my hand. And come with me on this journey.

I had just joined my agency. I was a month late into the contest. Lucky for me, my neck beard knows no bounds. Add in a black and white fat Chris, and you've got yourself a cry for help.

Beardigan™: The Face Cardigan
This picture won me the Lumberjack Award. This beard won me a restraining order from public pools.

For 2012, I paid homage to one of my Creative Directors. He loves to…